Is Apple ever an acceptable name for a child?

Website of the Day: Thursday May 20th

>> Inch: The Institute for Naming Children Humanely

While the British tabloids continue to debate the wisdom of Chris Martin and Gwyneth Paltrow's choice of name for their daughter, there are no prizes for guessing the view taken by the Institute for Naming Children Humanely. The site highlights different categories of inappropriate child names ranging from The Scrabble Draw (slam together meaningless syllables until the parents believe the result sounds like a name) to The Abstract Quality ("give a child a name encouraging a certain value, like Faith, Hope, Charity etc, then hope they don't grow up to display the exact opposite characteristic!")